Being a consumer these days is beginning to remind me of being back in primary school.
On the playground, a bunch of kids who thought they knew what would make them popular with the others would compete with ever more amusing boasts: "I'm the best footballer"; "Oh yeah, well I'm the best swimmer"; "Who cares about swimming, I'm the best videogamer."
Today, there seems to be only one claim that companies are competing over: I am the 'greenest'. Their claims are no more demonstrable, no more credible, and no more mature than the kid on the playground who claims to be the best astronaut.
In many cases, it doesn't even seem like companies know what they mean by 'green'. Does that mean you recycle office paper? Turn off the lights? Buy wind power? Or... donate to communities? Care about your workers? Oh. It means all of that?
Companies are jumping head first into rocky, shallow waters. If they thought a bit further in advance, they'd realise that they are entering a game that they cannot win. In fact, no one can win it.
Unlike claims about product or service quality, no company can realistically claim to be the 'greenest', most sustainable, most responsible, or anything else. The metrics just do not exist. And neither do the measurement tools.
So what do companies do? They try to win awards; they cosy up to NGOs; they make a big PR splash; they publish shiney happy CR Reports that give all the good news and none of the bad.
My advice: be mature and start playing the long game. Focus on your business model. Anticipate future scarcity, preferences and rules related to environmental, social and economic issues. Create a business that is not only suited to today's market, but that is able to adapt to suit the conditions in 10, 20, 30 years time.
If you want to know who the best, greenest, most sustainable companies are ... guess what? They will be the ones still around in the future, recruiting, training and retaining the best people; wasting the least resources; delivering the most value to society and - and here is the metric that matters - making the most money.
Time to stop the playground games and grow up.
Those geeky little kids who stood in the corner of the playground reading a book while all about them boasted their heads off became the adults who are today's Bill Gates. That should be your company.